Malvin Sweenly

Our top IT Technician, he is known for his
long speeches and general annoyances to workers.

Lucas Cocozelli

One of the most important workers.
Responsible for all pizza repairs.

Jesus Christ

All he does is sit around and pray.
We ask him to work, but he just says "I am."

Wingleton Quandoovius

Our funniest worker.
Always cracking jokes,
never getting stuff done.